So Thursday afternoon was one of those afternoons when everyone just flaked out on the couch. Between school, kindy, a swimming carnival and life in general, everyone was tired.
Sitting on the couch with my two older girls, I was only half watching whatever program it was they had on; some show where someone was putting worms on their face, and eating deep-fried cockroaches, and the thought occurred to me that I was made for a good many things, but a career in TV was not one of them.
And then because I was bored and tired and the cockroach eating man was not very exciting, I started to think of all the reasons why.
Reason One. I don’t do skin-tight anything.
I know this is not exactly a prerequisite for Television Stardom, but it also kind of is. Me in lycra, is not good for anyone. I won’t even consider buying a wet suit as much as I know it would keep me warm in our frigid waters. You will definitely never find me anything like this:
Because I’ll look a lot more like this: