It was a picture that defined a moment; a serious moment of heartbreaking tragedy, as once again, I realised that I was stuck on the toilet, with not one square to wipe my tushy.
A predicament, it seems, that more than one of us have been in more than once. (If the ensuing FB discussion is anything to go by.)
I thought that would be the end of it. That photographic whine would see my treacherous plight and resulting despondency put to rest, but alas it was not to be so.
For no sooner had I exited the bathroom, then did the cogs in my mind begin turning, and before I could call for a child to replace the empty roll (which I had already done myself), I had written the words to the next, greatest vlog hit of all time.
And so, with that, on this day, a Tuesday and the birthday of one of our very own #teamIBOT members, I present you with this.
Paper on the Roll
Sung, and performed (albeit terribly) by Essentially Jess.