I know you’re not real. Even though I saw you in the shops the other day and you waved to me and my kids, I don’t believe in you.
But I’m hoping for a minute that maybe you are. Cause Alyce, from Blossom Heart blog (she is also blogger of the Mo did you know?) has tagged me to write a Christmas list, and I’ve got a really awesome one.
So I’m kind of hoping you are real. I promise I’ve been good.
So Santa, here is what I would really like.
A new house. Preferably one just like the Cullen’s in the Twilight movies. (Have you seen the kitchen?) Also the location is pretty awesome too, with the forest and the mountains; I really like that Santa.
Maybe not so many wolves around though.
A maid. Not one that looks like this, cause that wouldn’t make me feel so great.
But a maid nevertheless. Who comes with windex- lots of it. Have you seen how many windows are in that house?
Dear Santa, I’d also really like another house. Maybe one like this? Not for an investment or a holiday home, but so I could give it to Gemma and her Nutshell. She lives in a tiny fibro in the hills district of Sydney, and although I am not entirely sure what that means, because I am local Darwinite and a little bit special like that, she really needs something bigger.
No maid for her though. Maybe a nanny instead. And a gardener to water her grass, so she can start blogging again.
Santa you know how I love doing crazy vlogs? Well sometimes I have these fantastic ideas, but I jut can’t achieve them with my iPhone and my kids as directors. So if it’s not too much to ask, I’d like my own personal film crew, at my disposal whenever a little bit of crazy comes on.
Also a trailer would be good, so I can take the family on location with me. Maybe something like this?
I hope this is ok Santa? I don’t want to be greedy. But I just have one more request. You see I really like Ice-cream. And Chocolate. I love the stuff. Especially when it looks like this.
But if I’m going to be a famous crazy vlog star, I’ve got to watch the calories, so do you think you can somehow make it that all my food is good for me, not fatty, and doesn’t give me pimples? I think you can do it. If a fat dude like you can get down chimneys, anythings possible. And hey, if you wanna lose a few pounds, do it for your food too!
Thanks Santa. I really appreciate the time you talk to read this.
Did you want to read some more? How about Daisy Roo and Two’s List?
Or Eat Play Bond?
A Parenting Life?
If These Walls?
My Mummy Daze?
They all have awesome lists I’m sure Santa. I’ll ask them and see of they will write to you too.
Thanks again Santa.
I’ll leave you some milk and cookies. But it’s hot, here, so I’ll put them in the fridge. Wouldn’t want you to get sick.